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Sweetie, you're better than this. I know you love your VitaminWater and all but there is no reason to let them degrade you this way. I say this out of love, because friends don't let friends hang out with The Situation.

You look ripped as hell, though. So that's awesome.

Today in the Really Stupid Ideas file: changes in leadership at DC may open the door for Watchmen prequels and/or sequels.

Personally, I'm holding out for the Saturday morning cartoon version:

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But with our luck we'll probably just get Robo-Rorschach.

I love and obsess over my hair more than is probably healthy. I have a bathroom filled with different conditioners, gels, and other magical potions. Most people keep their honey in the kitchen; I keep mine in the bathroom (for mixing with conditioner). I have a special satin pillowcase to avoid frizz. I scrutinize product labels looking for ( Read more... )

So there's apparently a new TV show where some condescending asshole stalks you for a while and then shows up at your house and tells you that he "wants to save your life" by helping you lose weight:

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Let's try and count the ways this is wrong ( Read more... )

OH SHIT. Fuck blogging about zombies, it really is the end of the world:

Brits build SkyNet, ACTUALLY CALL IT THAT.